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User:	scrawnypaleguy5 (341985)	View all of 'em
	The Scrawny Pale Guy #5 I Have Too Much Free Time
Name:	Lancelot
Website:	lurking bastard
Location:	Tacoma, Washington, United States
Birthdate:	1984-08-08
AO(Hell) IM:	BrightGreenGoth (Add Buddy, Send Message)
Bio	This DeadJournal used to be for my writing, but I'm suffering through writer's block [I'm a lazy fugger], so no stories. Instead, you get to read all about my spanish soap opera of a life. Why a spanish soap opera? Because it's confusing, boring, and too many weird people are speaking spanish. As for myself personally... My interests work, don't they? Sure, why not. If you're on my friend's list and you don't know me, it means I found you interesting. That is either a good thing or a bad thing. Your decision. AWARDS I HAVE WON FAIRLY WITHOUT THREATS OF DEATH AND DISMEMBERMENT * Going to Hell in a Handbasket Award * Booze Award * Nerd Award * I Hate You Award * Most Changed Award * Cynic Award RUNNER UP FOR * Goth Award * "Bitch" Award * Insane Asylum Award * Zim Award "Your kind always underestimates ours. You mistake good manners for timidity, you mistake self-control for passivity. So self-controlled are we that sometimes we won't retaliate if you harm us. But if you--any of you--harm our loved ones--we will come at you like fanged, slavering beasts from the darkest of LSD nightmares. Believe it." -Fans "I'm the angel dressed in black with white wings."
Memories:	30 entries
Asylums:	None listed
Stalking:	23: antisarah, athenemiranda, belisiusartain, catnap, daurizre, detera, germboy, ghostboobs, hannahpikachu, hopeless_case, kaibagirl519, kaptin_kari, kunzait83, legolasiel, missanthrope, nymph_goddess, rightside, snowflakebear, substituent, tayles, trabin, whitneythegreat, zirak
Stalked By	50: 1lestat, _legion_, _thestrange_, alixialstarlin, anthony420, antisarah, athenemiranda, belisiusartain, boobitchcraft, bunnylord, catnap, crackbabybarbie, detera, dreamsmayfade, dwnwittheclown, ebil_elf_yo_yo, germboy, ghostboobs, giraffe42, hannahpikachu, hopeless_case, iamnowabigman, kaibagirl519, kaptin_kari, krustycheesekid, kunzait83, ladyavila, lilithleftalone, lonesmshninstar, missanthrope, nakago, naps_are_good, nekogirlfive, nymph_goddess, paulisawanker, pictisch, purple_cherry, rightside, sad_faerie, shellz240, snowflakebear, substituent, tayles, thyfallenangel, todaysletteris4, trabin, whitneythegreat, x_ahtamagick_x, xoenigma, zirak
Account type:	Free User

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